How much do I adore you? Let me count the ways…
- You’re powerful yet agile: with your signature Ball design, you’re built like a linebacker but move with the grace of a wide receiver
- You keep all of my dirty little secrets: a constant suction power of 220 watts combined with a easy-to-remove hygienic 1/3-gallon bin means you leave nothing behind
- I breathe a lot easier with you around: hello to HEPA filters and Root Cyclone technology; good-bye to pet dander, hair, dust, dirt and other allergens
- You come in such delightful lollipop colors
You’re certainly not a cheap date (find the best deal on Platrium Deals) and my dog doesn’t much like you, but I know we’ll live happily ever after.
Grace “Channel Your Inner Chih” Ellis
Senior Marketing Manager
